Translation: Pastor Joseph learned to wear
his oldest suit and shoes just before the meeting to discuss his
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Translation: 1st man: I am afraid no
one will ever find us. 2nd man: Don't worry. I give
$100,000US every year to my church. My pastor will find
us.
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Translation: Sign says - Help Feed the
Hungry. Chicken says - We should donate some ham and
eggs. Pig says - For you, it's a donation. For me,
it would be a total sacrifice.
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Translation: Man says to wife - With
the cost of living going up on everything, aren't we glad God
hasn't raised the tithe to 20%?
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Translation: Pastor says in 1st picture
- "All the people that tithe, please stand, so I can pray God's
blessing on your finances." 2nd picture - "Now all the
people that do not tithe, please stand up, so I can lead you in
a prayer of repentance."
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Translation: The card says "Stewardship
Pledge Card". Step #1: How much money do you make?
$______. Step #2: Send it all in. $______. The
man says, "This should help us raise next year's church
financial budget." In the corner it says - "Pastor
Joseph got very excited about the stewardship committee's new
idea."
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Translation: The sign says: Building
Fund Goal: Give Sacrificially. The man tells the pastor,
"Pastor, when it comes to giving until it hurts, most people
have a very low tolerance for pain."
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Translation: 1st boy - My dad is a wealthy doctor!
2nd boy - My dad is a right lawyer! 3rd boy: My dad is a pastor and
it takes four men to carry of of his money each week!
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Translation: Sign says - Finance Team
Agenda - 1) Giving Statistics of our Church Members.
Man says - "In studying our records, I found that when it comes
to giving, many people stop at nothing (0)."
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Translation: Man says to his wife - "We
live in a land of plenty - - everything COSTS plenty!"
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Translation: The $100 USA currency
says: "I had a good life. Very nice mansion to live in,
fast sports car, great vacations, and expensive restaurants."
The $1 USA currency says: "All I ever did was go to church, go
to church, go to church." The $100 USA currency says,
"What is a church? I've never been there."
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Translation: 1st man says - I have
learned that in every language, "Money talks." 2nd man
says - Yes, it says..."Good bye. Adios. Auf
Widersehen. Sayonara. "
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Translation: The cartoon says -
Offerings at the First Church have really increased since the
pastor required everyone to be baptized while holding onto their
money wallet.
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Translation: The old man tells the
church usher - "We only given when we feel led by God to give.
The last time we felt led was in 1979."
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